Baptismal Ritual Victim Candidate Review form

Worshipful Protector of Human Resources

Baptismal Ritual Victim Candidate Review Log

Worldly Designation_________________________________

Age_____        Sex_____        Sexual Preference______       Caucasian_____         African______

Weight_________       Height_______     Hair_______        Hispanic______             Asian_______

Health

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Health Care Provider___________________________

Terminal Illness____             STD or similar history____       Mental Illness_____

Communicable Disease____    Blood Borne Disease____      Drug/Alcohol abuse_____      

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Autobiography: Bloody Cunt

Autobiography:  Bloody Cunt*

The name given to me at the time of my birth, and that which causes me shame in the world, is Brittany Paige Michaels.  When I was reborn into this life following the experience of being baptized by human blood that I took great pride in spilling while engaged in sexual congress with my victim, and with the eyes of my fellow Tribesman upon me, the Indisputable Chieftain Bloody Gavel declared that my Tribesman designation would be Bloody Cunt.*

In that moment I recall having my first unadulterated human experience.  I had earned that moment in time, and with the Indisputable Chieftain’s wordless blessing and with the 51 eyes of 26 Tribesman gazing with animalistic lust upon my bare, blood-soaked body, I reached climax as I felt the warmth beginning to pass from my victim's genitals.  I took great pride in being the only female to have ever been raised to the rank of a Peppermint Tribesman and I wanted my audience to envy something they would never experience.

The night of my baptism was never supposed to happen.  I was supposed to have been the victim for the initiate whose blood I spilled.  What the Indisputable Chieftain Bloody Gavel admits to have learned that night is that no Tribesman should ever underestimate a woman’s ability to blind a man with lust in order to get what she wants. 

As the evenings rituals continued, the Indisputable Chieftain was noticeably lost in thought until the meditation began.  Suddenly, and with blinding rage the Indisputable Chieftain tore the windpipe from the neck of the previous Worshipful Protector of Human Resources, Bloody Skillet, with his bare hand.  As the Indisputable Chieftain Bloody Gavel removed the fleshy tubes from Retired Tribesman Bloody Skillet’s throat, I was amazed to watch his dismembered tongue slither out of the gaping gore that was the remains of his neck and slide down his chest and onto the floor where moments later his lifeless body collapsed on top of it.  The Indisputable Chieftain immediately declared Tribesman Bloody Skillet’s death an Indisputable Retirement with High Honor.  Within moments, and much to my surprise, I was raised to the office of Worshipful Protector of Human Resources.  The Indisputable Chieftain also declared that the office of Worshipful Protector of Human Resources would now not only be responsible for finding worldly candidates for Sacred Rituals, but, for the duration of time I would have the privilege to hold the office, I would also be responsible for strengthening the resolve of Distinguished and Earned Members of the Peppermint Tribe when it came to women. 

“If it is discovered that any Tribesmen cannot resist the carnal advances I have now indisputably required of the new Worshipful Protector of Human Resources, then he will be forcibly and dishonorably retired with extreme prejudice.”

I have held the High Honor of Indisputable Torture in all three categories for nearly a year.

*Denotes Female Tribesman

Autobiography: Bloody Socket

Autobiography:  Bloody Socket

My Christian name is Lester David Randall.  I experience shame when the outside world obligates me to answer to anything other than the name I have been given by the Indisputable Chieftain, Bloody Gavel.  My Tribesman designation is Bloody Socket.  I received my Tribesman designation only after being baptized in human blood that I had the distinct pleasure to spill with the tools of my worldly profession.  I am honored to serve as Chaplain to Distinguished and Earned Members of the Peppermint Tribe at the Indisputable Chieftain, Bloody Gavel’s pleasure.  When the time comes and my services no longer serve the Indisputable Chieftain’s pleasures, I should consider it a great honor and an obligation of my baptism, to surrender the tools of my trade; with which I have tortured, murdered, and brutalized many worldly humans, and from which my Tribesman designation is derived, so that the Indisputable Chieftain may express his displeasure by claiming my life in such a way that honor will again be restored to the Worshipful Protector’s office of the Chaplain.   

I am the sole proprietor of a worldly business called Randy Dave’s engine service.  The legitimate business that operates out of Randy Dave’s supports my worldly lifestyle.  Randy Dave’s is also home to a state-of-the-art clandestine laboratory designed to my specifications with the sole purpose of manufacturing methamphetamine which provides the bulk of Peppermint Tribes financial and human resources.  Randy Dave’s Peppermint Ice is also the preferred, recreational drug of choice among Tribesman, and is provided to Distinguished and Earned members of The Peppermint Tribe free-of-charge.

I was raised to the office of Chaplain after the previous Chaplain, Bloody Knuckles failed to perform the primary duty of his position.  The incident occurred when the Indisputable Chieftain Bloody Gavel discovered evidence of worldly cultural contamination in the Sacred Temple in the form of a severed finger still adorned with decorative jewelry.  In what has since been proclaimed an Indisputable Resolution of High Honor, disgraced Chaplain Bloody Knuckles immediately demanded that I sever from his arms, both of his hands, so that honor could be restored to the office of Chaplain without delay.  In an extraordinary display of brutality, the Indisputable Chieftain accepted the severed hands of Disgraced Chaplain Bloody Knuckles, and then restored honor to both the office of Chaplain and the memory of Tribesman Bloody Knuckles by forcing the bleeding stumps of the Tribesman’s arms into his mouth and drowning him to death with his own blood.  Tribesman Bloody Knuckles severed hands are still serving the Indisputable Chieftain’s pleasure by rotting at either side of the Indisputable Chieftain’s altar in the Sacred Temple.  I can only hope that my own death is provided by the Indisputable Chieftain with comparable creativity and brutality.     

I have held the High Honor of Indisputable Brutality since the evening of the Harvest Moon, A.D. 2022.  The manner by which I earned the High Honor of Indisputable Brutality is widely regarded as a decisive point in the evolution of Brutality Expositions.  I am continually honored by the Indisputable Chieftain, Bloody Gavel’s testimony of the persistent psychological rewards that he receives in the form of nightmares.

  

Intro & Indisputable Chieftain Bloody Gavel's autobiography

The Tragic Lives & Mythic Times

OF

The Fatally Flawed

Peppermint Tribe!

Yes, I am from the Peppermint Tribe

Where people come and then they die

To hail me, oh, hail me

With tomahawks of candy cane

We split their heads and eat the brains

Hail me, oh, hail me

With guns of chalk we write our names

We wrote the book, we author pain

Hail me, oh, hail me

The TV speak in murderous rhymes

The clues we leave and hope you'll find

Hail me, oh, hail me

Yes, we come from the Peppermint Tribe

Where losers come to fix their mind

To hail me, oh, hail me

With giant walls are sugar made

We close you in and build the grave

Hail me, oh, hail me

Peppermint Tribe ~ Saigon Kick

Authorized & Indisputable Historical Records

Revised and Abridged under the authority of The Indisputable Chieftain, Bloody Gavel

Worshipful Protectors A.D. 2024

Bloody Gavel

Indisputable Chieftain

A.D. 2019

Bloody Socket

Chaplain

A.D. 2019

Bloody Cunt*

Human Resources

A.D. 2022

*Denotes Female Tribesman

Autobiography:  Bloody Gavel

Greetings.  I am known to the people of my community as The Honorable Judge William Bradley.  I don’t intend to waste your time by offering masturbatory pontifications about the duties I perform in that capacity. 

I am far more interesting than that…

Among the Distinguished and Earned members of The Peppermint Tribe, I am known as The Indisputable Chieftain, Bloody Gavel.  I was justified in my acceptance of this title only after performing the Ceremony of Indisputably Divine Transference.  The secrets of that ceremony are only revealed to the Worshipful Protectors of the Tribe and an Honorable Host of Flesh-bound Succession; a Tribesman who has been carefully chosen and groomed for this honor by the Indisputable Chieftain himself.  When the Ritual of Indisputable Retirement of His Honorable Flesh-bound Vessel has been performed and the Indisputable Chieftain’s body is dead, the Honorable Host of Flesh-bound Succession and Worshipful Protectors of the Tribe are left alone to perform the Ceremony of Indisputably Divine Transference.  During this ceremony the Indisputable Chieftain's immortal consciousness is transferred from the confines of his previous body to that of the Honorable Host of Flesh-bound Succession whose consciousness is made one with every Indisputable Chieftain that came before him.  
In the capacity of Indisputable Chieftain I am privileged to bestow judgment in the three categories of sacred competition as a service to Tribesmen. 

These categories are:

1.      1.   Torture

2.      2.   Murder

3.      3.   Brutality

I evaluate torture based on three criteria; longevity, creativity, and cleanliness. 

I evaluate murder based on esthetic values and integrity of the artwork.

Brutality competitions and the respect a high mark commands are widely accepted as the most appealing and highly sought after honors among Distinguished and Earned members of The Peppermint Tribe. There has never been, nor will there ever be, an established criteria by which one act of brutality shall be measured against another.  A brutality exposition’s marks and honors can only be determined by how the exposition makes me feel.  Often, I will withhold judgment for several weeks in order to determine the lasting psychological rewards of a brutality exposition.  

I reserve this privilege as well as many others, and my opinion is regarded with the utmost respect because I am both the founding father of The Peppermint Tribe and every Indisputable Chieftain that has ever been.